"Ascension (Dairy-Based)" is for the dreamers, the defiers, and anyone who’s ever stared at the sky and thought, why not me? This surreal vintage-style shirt features a jet-powered Holstein taking destiny into her own hooves—and probably violating multiple FAA regulations in the process cause screw the man.
Printed on soft, premium tees in 12 bold and unlikely shades.
Perfect for barnstormers, cloud chasers, and people who know milk isn't the only thing that goes airborne.
