Meet the most unapologetic being in the galaxy—wrapped in velvet, wielding a cigar, and offering Earth exactly one finger of interstellar diplomacy. Whether you're flipping off the system or just dressing like you're done, this shirt delivers classy contempt with extraterrestrial flair.
Printed on premium tees in 12 perfectly strange colors.
Designed for the boldly sarcastic, the spiritually over it, and anyone who’s ever made eye contact with a middle manager and felt the void blink back.
