He survived meteors, mass extinction, and a corporate restructure — but this spreadsheet might finally finish the job.
This tee captures the raw, fossilized despair of the modern workday through the eyes of a T-Rex stuck in an ergonomic chair and existential dread. Tiny arms. Big responsibilities. Zero enthusiasm.
Wear it as a warning, a protest, or just because you too have wondered if your job qualifies as a slow extinction event.
Printed on soft, premium tees in 10 soul-crushing shades of corporate survival.
