Nothing Suspicious Here

He’s just a regular customer.

Wearing a trench coat.

Buying milk and cookies.

At 12:35 PM.

Nothing suspicious here. Certainly not a raccoon in disguise. Definitely not a feline criminal with a fake ID and a sweet tooth.

Nothing Suspicious Here is for anyone who’s ever stood in line, made eye contact with the cashier, and hoped no one asks questions.

Great for: snack smugglers, cat people, and retail workers who’ve seen things.